"Everything Is Fine" Raccoon Hoodie — Knife-Wielding Raccoon Graphic
"Everything Is Fine" Raccoon Hoodie — Knife-Wielding Raccoon Graphic
Laugh-out-loud attitude stitched into a lightweight hooded sweatshirt. A mischievous raccoon grips a tiny knife with a deadpan expression — absurd, darkly funny, and impossible not to smirk at. The relaxed fit and soft, ring-spun cotton make it an easy layer for late-night hangs, impromptu porch hangs, or coffee runs when you want to wear something that says you don’t take yourself too seriously. This hoodie lives in the same world as sharp humor and cozy evenings: equal parts comfort and comic chaos. Wear it to game nights, house parties, or just when you need to inject a little ridiculousness into the day. The cheeky design sparks conversation and gets laughs without trying too hard.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton for soft, breathable wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a clean finish
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes and U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol–aligned materials
- Sewn-in twill label; adult sizing; sourced blank from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |